nostalgiaultra:

I dont even watch the news cause its

  • DEATH!
  • MURDER!
  • PISS!
  • IN!
  • YOUR!
  • EYES!
  • A penguin learned to write today ha ha adorable silver lining story!
  • THE PENGUIN WROTE A CONFESSION TO MURDER

(via bxhindthesea)

mycutemichael:


Michael what the actual fuck

mycutemichael:

Michael what the actual fuck

(via bxhindthesea)

liftedandgiftedd:

me no matter how old I get

liftedandgiftedd:

me no matter how old I get

(via gnarly)

tenfootpolesociety:

shavingryansprivates:

why he lick me

THIS IS SUPER COOL THOUGH IF YOU UNDERSTAND HORSES. LIKE THAT NIPPING IS A GROOMING BEHAVIOR HORSE’S DO TO BOND AND TO MAINTAIN AND IMPROVE SOCIAL BONDS. SO THAT HORSE IS BASICALLY TREATING THE CAT AS PART OF THE HERD AND SUSTAINING THE FRIENDLY BOND.

IT IS SAYING, “this tiny horse is very tiny but we are friends. Look at my tiny friend.”

(via afternoonsnoozebutton)

hotwhiteguy:

hotwhiteguy:

i lost my number, can you give me yours

no no no not your phone number your credit card number

(via dontdepressmemore)

whitegirlsaintshit:

how can you suck dick like that? there’s no vacuum. his face is always gonna have a draft. you can smell his breath on every side of his face. this nigga can’t be near water no more, he’d drown trying wash his face. he ain’t never gonna replenish his thirst. smh i wish him the best.

whitegirlsaintshit:

how can you suck dick like that? there’s no vacuum. his face is always gonna have a draft. you can smell his breath on every side of his face. this nigga can’t be near water no more, he’d drown trying wash his face. he ain’t never gonna replenish his thirst. smh i wish him the best.

(via dontdepressmemore)

batched:

notsosilentwallflower:

batched:

knightlock:

how much do boy/girlfriend cost

at least 3 potato

didn’t it use to be 2 potato

the recession hit us hard

(via brehopee)

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